you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
why are children so short? what are they doing down there?
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
10/10 would bang.
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
please love me as much as you love pizza.
My sister graduated from university