You’ll do what?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg9OaU2_NWA
How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
i am not a cheeto
quote by a dorito (via lildicktornado)
imagine banana with any other vowel
insects bug me
lucky bc shes lucky she got such a great owner i.e. me
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
Fresh pizza delivery and an old taco @ccspringsteen x
I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.
Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.
Based on this post.
Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.
And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
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